Awhile
back, I posted about my foray into the world of online dating (The Not-So-Young and Restless). I’d like to report that the three sites I
joined (E-Harmony, Our Time and Plenty of Fish) resulted in a shower of
eligible men who wanted to meet me.
Unfortunately, I can’t. As of
early June, I’d met one guy, and while he was nice enough, there just weren’t
any sparks at all. For me, anyway.
I also
had what looked to be a promising prospect with a guy from Sweden who’d settled
in Jacksonville. Ruggedly handsome,
gainfully employed as an engineer in the construction industry, about my age—he
was perfect! He was on a project in
Texas and wouldn’t be back in Florida until it was done, which he anticipated
would be in about a month. We’d traded
e-mails for about two weeks when he sent this really effusive, overly mushy
e-mail about how much he loved me and how I was his soul mate, etc. etc.
That
set off my alarm bells (hello! stalker!!), and I told him so in no uncertain terms. He backed off, pleading a language barrier,
and I gave him the benefit of the doubt.
After all, the only Swedish I know is what’s in IKEA. We got back on track and he proposed we
text. I told him I don’t do texting
(which I don’t), so he suggested internet messenger. IM didn’t work for several days, because we
could never seem to connect at the same time.
Finally,
one night the stars aligned and we were online together. I was in an airport waiting for my flight
home, and had a few hours to kill. I was
sitting at the power-strip counter at my gate, and was soon joined by two other
women about my age. My Swedish Meatball
and I were only a few minutes into our conversation when he started bemoaning
the fact that he’d run out of materials.
He needed more materials to finish the job and come home. I asked him several questions and got
increasingly suspicious from his answers.
Finally, he mentioned that $7,500 was all that stood between him and the
project’s completion.
“Oh
my God, it’s a scam!!” I have the
annoying habit of talking to myself (or Margeaux) out loud. To those of you who’ve been subjected to this
habit, I apologize and thank you for not killing me. I didn’t realize how annoying it was until I
was subjected to it by a co-worker who kept up a running monologue throughout
the day.
The
two women sitting with me at the counter looked up from their own computers. I briefly explained the situation. One suggested that I try to put the bite on him
for money. I vetoed that idea—the last
thing I needed was for him to claim
that I was scamming him. After that, we started coming up with
everything we could think of to portray me as a most undesirable target. By the time I caught my flight, I was sure he’d
written me off. Just to be on the safe
side, I blocked him from contacting me again.
Another
seemingly promising prospect also fell suddenly by the wayside. This guy was retired military, now teaching
at a local community college. He was
around my age and, from his e-mails at least, seemed normal. He advertised that he was looking for a sane,
mature woman who was drama-free. After
trading correspondence for about a week, he asked for my phone number. All the dating sites advise against daters
disclosing their personal information, like, oh…phone numbers. Aside from safety concerns, I generally hate
talking on the phone, so I politely declined and suggested a Starbucks meeting
instead.
Imagine
my surprise when, in response, I received a flaming e-mail from him stating
that he WOULD NOT meet someone he hadn’t first talked with by phone. I tried e-mailing a reply, but he had blocked me. Huh? I guess he was looking for a sane, mature and
drama-free woman to balance out the qualities he lacked. I still can’t figure out what’s so special
about talking on the phone, but a lot of these guys want to do it.
After
that encounter, I decided that Plenty of Fish should rename itself Plenty of
Shit, because that’s what I was finding there.
I deleted my profiles from all three sites and decided to fish
elsewhere: Match.com. For any of you
looking to join the world of online dating, I highly recommend this site. It’s very user friendly, and it offers a
money-back guarantee is you haven’t found a match within six months.
As
soon as my profile went live, I started seeing some traffic. Not an overwhelming amount, but a few
potentials a day. Plus, the site
suggests eight or nine matches a day. One
Daily Match’s profile, in particular, caught my eye: the tag line read “Semper Ubi Sub Ubi” (Always Where Under
Where). His answers to the standard
questions were quirky and funny. He was
at the top of my age range—65—divorced, retired, Jewish, and in my town. The profile photo showed a deeply tanned man
with a gray hair and a neatly trimmed beard to match. His eyes were warm
and inviting, a bit guarded, but twinkling with mischief. I sent
him a wink and he winked back.
After
about a week of exchanging Haiku-like e-mails, we arranged to meet. Drumroll, please. We hit it off immediately—what started out as
a happy hour meeting turned into a full-fledged, six hour date. We’ve
seen each other once or twice a week for the past month and we usually Skype at
least once a day. He’s wicked smart,
funny and adventurous. His name is
William. Having never lost my Louisiana
penchant for nicknames, I’ve tried to give him several, but haven’t hit upon the
right one yet. I usually call him Will
or Will.i.am.
It’s
interesting how my outlook on dating has changed since my younger days. The goal to dating back then was to find the
best husband, father and life-mate I possibly could. I found that person in Bunny, and now I don’t
feel the need to fall in love or find my soul mate or get married again. My only dating goal is to have fun with
people who make me happy.
Will
and I enjoy each other’s company, whether it’s over dinner or moving
furniture. One of his favorite amusements is riding
shotgun while I drive—I’m prone to mild, profanity-laced road-rage—and roaring
with laughter over my comments. We make
each other smile and constantly learn things from each other. I’m having a great time with someone who makes
me happy, which is exactly what I set out to do.
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